SiTa - 101... a CrAsH CoUrSe!!!

Started out just for fun and now it's like a competition... Who would come out on top with the most facts. She started wit 20, I amped it up to 30. Then I made it up to 55......and now, we agreed to stop at a 100. Hehehe...

Things you need to know 'bout my fren (a.k.a my sis, SiTa)

1- Loves GREEN... green shirts, green pants, green sandals, green dis...green dat......

2- Tells everybody dat her boyfren is GeRALD BuTLeR a.k.a KiNG LeONiDaS from the movie 300 (she watched it like a gazillion times...)

3- Have dis 'thing' wit real man in real uniforms... No, not you guys wearing PLuS or PrOPeL overalls...
4- Scared of talking in public

5- Never finishes her ciggy... It's always halfway or 3/4 finish...then she threw it away and light another one

6- Likes to complains and wonder how she could finish a 20 pack ciggy so fast (refer the above statement)

7- Actually falls in love with Optimus Prime... She said she felt so secured when Optimus is around......

8- Always callin' me a 'WeIRDO' (and dis is comin' from somebody who fell in love wit Optimus Prime... oh, how comfortin'!!!)

9- The easiet way to scare the shit out of her is by putting her in a small room without any windows and the doors locked

10- LOVeS HeR FAMILY MORe THAN ANYTHIN' eLSe IN THE WORLD (2 beautiful kids and 1 responsible husband)

11- Don't like to be forced to do anythin', especially things she hates to do

12- Needs her daily dose of coffee or nescafe at every meal

13- Can actually kick people's ass!!! She did it once, when she was pregnant wit baby eRiN... Pissin' her off, especially when she's pregnant is a bad move dudes...

14- Talks with a ReDNeCK HiLLBiLLy accent

15- Owns a car but dun know how to drive it

16- Never finishes her driving course...and did you know dat she took it more than once...... (I got dis from her mom...hehehe)

17- Belives in the sanctity of marriage

18- Loves clubbin' with her sister and cousins

19- Has a handphone with a built-in torchlight...or is it a torchlight wit a built-in handphone...... Hmmmm...I wonder......

20- Loves to watch 'chick-flicks'

21- Enjoys 'lepak-ing' wit frenz after work at the mamak stall

22- Hates me cuz I hate veggies (it's the green thingy...dun ask......)

23- Once bought her husband a superbike

24- Very down-to-earth kinda person

25- Listens to soppy malay love songs played by bands who sounds like men with no testicles

26- Never thought of license plate dat would reflect her until I suggested PAS174...which is her name (in a way)

27- Never actually used Yahoo Messenger until we started workin' together

28- Burps loudly like a friggin' toad but she can't burp the 'ABC'!!!

29- Enjoys goin' out and buyin' DVDs (both originals and pirated...)

30- Thinks dat BDSM is some sort of a foundations dat provides insurance... (Oh GOD, have mercy on her poor soul...)

31- Say dat she won't scream at me but when I told her dat I was involved in an accident, 0.5 seconds later... 'WHAAATTTTTT!!!!!'

32- Cried when Optimus Prime died in the original Transformers:The Movie

33- Looks like a nerd when she wear glasses

34- Said my ass is as big as hers

35- Favourite sentences / words..."...really...you don't sayyyyy...", "eeewww..." (after LAUGHIN' at sumthin' gross...)

36- Laugh like a hyena (or like a boy as she likes to say it...)

37- She's blurr......especially when people talk 'bout sumthin' dat doesn't interest her

38- Laugh everythime I say "People are dead, families have been destroyed...TIME TO GeT MOVIN'!!!"

39- Can't even find her handphone or house keys or lipstick or her MP3 player when she's really lookin' for it... Yup, it only happen to herrrrr......

40- Calls me a pussy cuz I didn't go wit her into a lingerie shop

41- Talks crap in circles...but in the end it make sense... Barely...

42- Always wearin' 3/4 jeans when she goes out wit me

43- Hates sharing food wit people...but always eats off my plate......

45- Buggin' me 'bout her hair... "...should I color it, or maybe cut it...wut 'bout if I straighten it..."

46- Doesn't watch porn...ANYMORe!!!!!!

47- She's a neat-freak... Everythin' should be nice and tidy or she'll go beserk

48- Likes Issey Miyake perfume...which reminded me of someone. She didn't buy it cuz she's scared if it'll offend me...

49- Have this strange fetish wit SHOWER CReAMSSSS!!!

50- She snores...and once, I recorded it...

52- Accidentally called her Nobita when I saw this McDonald's Happy Meal toy featurin' Doraemon... She threw a hissy fit...or in simpler words, she was so damn pissed

53- She carries herself well dat she doesn't need people promotin' her or tee-ing her up in any way whatsoever... Dat is wut I call FINeSSe...

54- Bugs the shit outta me by sayin' I need to get laidddd...badly......

55- Can be simplified in one word - ReTARDeD!!!

56- Loves it when I cringe everytime she says "Bro, you're so sweet..."

57- Laughs everytime I do an impersonation of Hj. Bakhil

58- Calls me a pussy cuz I dun like confrontation... Well, I juz dun like it...first, bad words... Then fist-fight and the next thing you know, bodies are flying everywhere... It won't end until sumboy's dead... Boooorrrriiiinnngggg!!!!!! I'd rather sleep...

59- Enjoys P. Ramlee movies (one of the few things we share in common...)

60- Can talk absolute nonsense and rubbish all damn day... (another one of our similarities)

61- Can't stand it when I make a noise which sounds like I'm gonna puke. She'll cover her mouth or she'll take the 'Minyak Cap Kapak'and put it 'round her nose. The smell of the oil helped her in not puking there and then... Hey SiTa... BLLLUUUEEERRRKKKK!!!!!!

62- Calls me gay cuz I dun have any girlfren

63- Makes fun 'bout my 'virginity'

64- Thinks I'm from another planet cuz she said I dun eat the 'normal' food dat earthlings eats... Well, you know wut...she might actually be right!!!

65- Enjoys listening to musics played in clubs... To me its juz pointless meandering zombie noise played by pseudo spiritual lunatics who thinks wind-chimes are a musical instrument...

66- Says dat I'm a terrible shoppin' partner but enjoys shoppin' wit me...

67- Sumtimes contradicts herself (read the above statement...)

68- Hates the shit out of 'WANNABEESSS'

69- Don't know dat her mum actually like the CoKe+SpRiTe+OrAnGe+StRaWBeRRy drink dat I always order everytime we go to McDonald's. Well, now...you know......

70- Enjoys 'Burger King'

71- Says dat I listen to weird and rock songs...but doesn't know dat I listen to Gary Moore's 'Still Got The Blues' and 'Parisienne Walkways'

72- Would 'do' AdAm LaMBeRt even when he's a gay...

73- Beat me in a card game...juz cuz I didn't know how to play... And she brags 'bout it...damnnnn......

74- Gets on my nerve when she never listens to me...unless she wants to...

75- Always leave her things inside my car...sunglasses, phone a.k.a torchlight etc...

76- Said dat I looked better with my glasses off...but I dun really believe her cuz...she's 'rabun' too!!!

77- Calls me M.C.P cuz I berates 'bout women drivers... Well, they don't know how to park properly, never stays in the slow lane when they're driving like 40km/h, switches lanes without giving any signal and they do the same too when turning into a junction... Most of 'em are actually endangering other road users when they're driving!!!

78- A sister dat I wish I had...
79- Sumtimes wear the same color clothes as mine

80- Looks foward to spendin' time with me everyday after work...me too. It makes life more tolerable......

81- Bugs me when she needs sumbody to talk too...or when she's juz plain bored

82- Calls me a fly and said she's a leech...

83- Never lets any dull moment to raise its ugly head when we're havin' fun together

84- Wants to go to Tuscani, backpackin'...but prefer Maranello... Cuz there's a certain factory I would like to see...Ferarri, 'nuff said

85- Calls me a geek cuz I like to surf WiKiPeDiA...but ends up using it as well. GEEKKK!!!

86- Gets angry when she saw her name in my phone is 'SiTa ChAcHaT'...and then laughs at it...

87- Wets herself everytime she's in the lift with eIzLan YuSoF... Hey, grow up will ya......

88- Have no idea why we're doin' this to each other...

89- Enjoys buggin' the shit out of me by askin' my blog's password so she can edit my grammatical error......

90- Hates it when people bully me or makes fun of me

91- Actually failed to restrain herself from calling me names, cursing me and makin' fun at me...not even for 1 friggin' hour. Yep, she lost the bet......

92- Offered her services to get me a girlfren...(which I dun really need, but still she wants to do it...)

93- Soooo dammmnnnn STUBBOORRRNNN!!!...sumtimes...

94- Hates it how sum people dun understand a simple "NO!". Dat'll get her pissed in 2 seconds...

95- Another way of scaring the living daylights out of her is by giving her...an innocent looking cockroach... Hahahaha

96- Hates me when I nag at her...and vice versa......

97- Gets annoyed when I asked her to think...she's juz to lazy to think 'bout anythin' sumtimes. And obviously...I have to do all the thinkin' for her...

98- She can't get past one day without a proper shower

99- Definately a morning person...talks a lot in the morning, but then again...she does it all the time all damn day......

100- quite protective on me...though she won't admit it... It's the 'big sis, lil' bro thingy'

Finally it's done... Uh, well...it was fun. Count properly and you'll see there's actually 101 things...literally SiTa 101...

There's still a lot dat we need to learn 'bout people, especially ourselves. It's juz an on-going thing dat will never stops until the day ends...... She's actually doin' the same thing for me on her blog. She said dat we're two kindred spirits...wutever dat means... Go ahead and read it...

"Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken,Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong,Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation,The best soy latte that you ever had...and me"...

p/s - Actually I forgot to mentioned one more thing... SHE IS A VERY GOOD FREN!!!